Aquatic Strategist Gifts

Fishing

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Works every time."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Two men trout fishing

'Go fish.'

Naval Power of England and France

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

The Evolution of fish

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Keep her steady!

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

'I didn't see one deer today. They must have found a great place to hide.'

Industrialist being held by a lead and face mask.

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'For the last time, we're leaving it here, because a lone zebra will not sleep until it knows that one of its own is on the lookout.'

Putin's Submarine