Stream Strategist Gifts

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

A misery of mole hills

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Sidewalk the game

'Is it labor day already?'

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'Go fish.'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Two men trout fishing

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Fishing

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"