Stream Striker Gifts

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Live Stream

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Champions league'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

Snooker.

"Some fall harder than others."

The Specimen Hunter

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Captive Audience.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

Connor Wickham

"Check out this live stream."

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

At least I have a live stream...

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

Spot the Ball Live

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

Stupid Pun!