Virtual Striker Gifts

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

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'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Wilfried Zaha

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Cyberwarfare

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Snooker.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

Arcarde Patrol

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Captive Audience.

Play Ball!

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."