Virtual Soldier Gifts

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"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Play Ball!

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race