Model Soldiers Gifts

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Second lifeReal life.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

That every day look.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"It's the battering classes"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

A Friend in Need.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel