Toy Soldiers Gifts

Sand Castle Siege

Rocking horse

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Second lifeReal life.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"It's the battering classes"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

A Real Pinata Surprise

Army Man Playset 2020

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."