Toy Soldier Enthusiast Gifts

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

One!

Teddy and friends.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I can change! I swear!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'