Future Soldier Enthusiast Gifts

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Kamikaze Colour

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Michael Caine

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'