Future Soldier Daydreamer Gifts

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

No Action Comics

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Wheel

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

The year is 2203 and there's finally peace on earth. . . Also everything is underwater.

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

A quick escape from a business meeting.

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre