Future Soldier Gifts

'You can't join the army, you're only an infant.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Cat in a tank...

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Servicemen.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Military Medals

The Hobby Store

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Exercising

Second lifeReal life.

Boy pilot.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

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