Future Preppers Gifts

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Prepper Dog

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Safe harbour

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

'I brought some props into the living room to help Connor get mentally prepared for going back to school next week,'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

Family Planning - "Have you tried sex yet ?"

'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Evaluating Colleges!