Prepper Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a prepper? Our curated collection of humorous and practical items offers a delightful way to honor their readiness mindset. From witty mugs to clever prints, find something that makes their preparedness passion even more fun. Whether they’re stockpiling or just embracing the prepper lifestyle, these products blend humor, practicality, and a touch of personality—ideal for the do-it-yourself survival enthusiast.

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'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'

'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.' mockup

'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'

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Spam - best before end of world.

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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?" mockup

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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'Flashlight, batteries, dry matches, cash, canned goods, bottled water…'

'Flashlight, batteries, dry matches, cash, canned goods, bottled water…' mockup

'Flashlight, batteries, dry matches, cash, canned goods, bottled water…'

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'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!' mockup

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

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"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise." mockup

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war." mockup

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

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"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild." mockup

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!" mockup

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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S.O.S. vaccine

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Prepper Dog

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'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.' mockup

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

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Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System. mockup

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

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Holiday Gifts 2020

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.' mockup

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

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'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...' mockup

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

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Trick or Treatment.

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Fire Assembly Point

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"Always be prepared."

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'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.' mockup

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

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Climate Change Contingency House

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"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance. mockup

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

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In case of fire call yourself.

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"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon." mockup

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already." mockup

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

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Safe harbour

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"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!" mockup

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

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Hazmat suit

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Chicken Noodle sold out.

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Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else mockup

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

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Prepper Gifts Collection

Prepper Mugs

Explore our full range of prepper-themed mugs — perfect for the coffee lover who loves to be prepared and have a laugh along the way.

Prepper Pillows

Curl up with prepper-themed pillows that bring a humorous touch to any living space. Soft, stylish, and perfectly suited to the prepper lifestyle.

Prepper Prints

Decorate with prepper-themed prints featuring clever sayings and survivalist humor. Great for adding personality and a fun twist to any room.

Prepper T-Shirts

Looking for prepper-inspired t-shirts? Check out our collection of witty, adventure-ready tees that showcase your favorite survivalist’s sense of humor.