Prepper Lifestyle Gifts

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

S.O.S. vaccine

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Prepper Dog

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Emergency Underpants

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Trick or Treatment.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

Hazmat suit

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

Back to Zoom Savings

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."