Prepper Lifestyle Mugs

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

Emergency Underpants

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Safe harbour

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Transmitting Swine Flu.

Back to Zoom Savings

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."