Prepper Pioneer Mugs

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Trick or Treatment.

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Back to Zoom Savings

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'