Preppers Mugs

Safe harbour

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Prepper Dog

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Trick or Treatment.

"Always be prepared."

Fire Assembly Point

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Hazmat suit

In case of fire call yourself.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'It's the plumber ... '