Prepper Pioneer T-Shirts

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Trick or Treatment.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Hazmat suit

Safe harbour

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Back to Zoom Savings

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"