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"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Disasters

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

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"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."