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"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Zombie Problems

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Hurricane damage to trees

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Another Rookie Mistake

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Helicopter Rescues.

Flood Rescues

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

Toilet paper rush

End of Times

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'