Prepper Guru T-Shirts

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

Prepper Dog

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Hurricane damage to trees

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Another Rookie Mistake

Helicopter Rescues.

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Flood Rescues

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Toilet paper rush

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

End of Times

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."

Static caravan.