Prepper With A Twist Pillows

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Prepper Dog

S.O.S. vaccine

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Disasters

Trick or Treatment.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Hazmat suit

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

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Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."