Prepper Mindset Pillows

Prepper Dog

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

". . .And are you a good listener?"

"So, let me get this right. All the job involves is running around a track as fast as I can?"

Safe harbour

Hazmat suit

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"So, where do you see yourself in ten minutes?"

Transmitting Swine Flu.