Prepper Enthusiast Pillows

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

Natural Disasters

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Safe harbour

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

It's soo competitive! I'll never get into college! Don't worry, honey. You have plenty of time to prepare. Thanks, mom. Wow! Look at the tuition hikes and financial aid cuts. Don't worry. You have plenty of time to prepare. True. I deposited $10 just the other week.

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

Retirement Planning. Forget a 401K plan. What your account needs is a 911 plan.

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead