Prepper Enthusiast Pillows

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Natural Disasters

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Prepper Dog

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Alberta on fire

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

Where's the leak then?

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

"I've looked at all the options and there's no pension plan we can afford that will look after us in old age. . ."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

'The scary thing is he's our CFO.'