Prepper Pillows

'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'

Spam - best before end of world.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Flashlight, batteries, dry matches, cash, canned goods, bottled water…'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Holiday Gifts 2020

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Trick or Treatment.

Fire Assembly Point

"Always be prepared."

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

In case of fire call yourself.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Safe harbour

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Hazmat suit

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else