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The Fad Herald has called an emergency meeting. I give myself unto him. A special announcement: Evacuate! Emergency perparedness is in. Counting on the government is out. Trump will save us. I have a can of tuna and some batteries.

Grace For Flies

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Holiday Gifts 2020

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

Trick or Treatment.

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Climate Change Contingency House

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Tornado Season in America.

Hazmat suit

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Safe harbour

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Transmitting Swine Flu.