Prepper Advocate Pillows

Grace For Flies

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Zombie Problems

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The End is Nigh

S.O.S. vaccine

Prepper Dog

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'University of Xylongatnyefxodyl - never heard of it!'

Trick or Treatment.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Hazmat suit

Tornado Season in America.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

Transmitting Swine Flu.