Emergency Preparation Advocate Pillows

Heroism

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Prepper Dog

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"