Emergency Preparation Advocate Prints

Heroism

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Disasters

Small Government Is Here

"My God, now what?"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Fire Assembly Point

Why dogs hate CPR.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"