Future Soldier Pillows

'You can't join the army, you're only an infant.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Cat in a tank...

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Military Medals

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

The Hobby Store

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Monuments

Exercising

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Boy pilot.

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'