Future Soldier Enthusiast Pillows

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."