Military Enthusiast Pillows

M-Day

'The kit's finally arrived then.'

"Look, I'd like to avoid overkill, but not at the risk of underkill."

Fort Issimo: 'I don't like it - it's too quiet.'

A therapist hides behind sandbags as a general talks of war.

'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'

Duke of Wellington

"Great idea, boss! I think this will really help collecting outstanding receivables!"

Lord Nelson

"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."

General's Coin Toss

'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'

'Sure the money's better in the private sector, but there're so damn Few Opportunities to Call in an Airstrike.'

Swiss Army Tank.

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

Againistan.

'That one is for keeping warm in the Cold War.'

"This looked cooler in the commercials."

'Thank you.'

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

Civil Defence

Territorial Army -"You can't sit there, this is our table!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Similar But Different.

"Phew! Thank goodness Royal Mail are on strike. I was due to be posted to Afghanistan today."

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

'Bob, you're fired as Estimator of Enemy Numbers.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Prussian Victory over France, 1871

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'You will not bully recruits - is that clear?'

General Sheridan at the Battle of Five Forks, April 1 1865

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'