Study Soldier Pillows

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I have to go to Summer School."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Good luck with all the revision...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Monuments

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'