Army Dreamers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the army dreamer in your life? Our collection captures their passion for service and patriotism with witty and heartfelt items. Whether they're an aspiring soldier or a proud supporter, these products will resonate with their dreams and dedication. Each item is designed to inspire and motivate, blending humor and respect for their aspirations. Lift their spirits and show your support with a gift that truly speaks to their inner hero.

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'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.' mockup

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

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"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly." mockup

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

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'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.' mockup

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

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'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!' mockup

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

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'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?' mockup

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

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'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...' mockup

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

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"And to think he started in accounting."

"And to think he started in accounting." mockup

"And to think he started in accounting."

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'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?' mockup

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

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'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.' mockup

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

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"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services." mockup

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

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"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!" mockup

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

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My Hero

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"What's next?"

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'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.' mockup

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

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Goldie.

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Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story mockup

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

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'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.' mockup

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP! mockup

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

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“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?” mockup

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

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Man without Fingers Playing Guitar mockup

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing." mockup

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

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'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

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Desert island 'Help' cards

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'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!' mockup

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

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'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.' mockup

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

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"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?" mockup

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

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Two manly robots learn to be sensitive. mockup

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

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Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.' mockup

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

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'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.' mockup

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

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Tattoos & super powers removed

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'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.' mockup

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

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"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird." mockup

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

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"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment." mockup

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

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Army Dreamers Gifts Collection

Army Dreamers Mugs

Explore our collection of army dreamer mugs and find the perfect blend of humor and pride for their morning routine.

Army Dreamers Pillows

Add a touch of inspiration to their home or office with pillows that celebrate army dreams and military pride.

Army Dreamers Prints

Find prints that showcase their passion for army service and dreams—great for inspiring any space.

Army Dreamers T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that proudly display army dreams—ideal for those who wear their aspirations and patriotism on their sleeve.