Army Dreamers Pillows

'We were going to join the army together, but he turned out to be be 4-F.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

"What's next?"

My Hero

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Goldie.

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

Desert island 'Help' cards

'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!'

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

'You need to address your intimacy issues, Darling.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Tattoos & super powers removed

'Let's just say, Sire, that the moderates favor abdication.'

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."