Superhero Dreamers Pillows

"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."

Tattoos & super powers removed

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"I looked. Up in the the sky. It was a bird."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Painting taking root...

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Super Heroes.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The toothfairy

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Superman's laundry

"Crap. I overslept."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

The Rivalry Begins

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Superhero

Fingers

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!