Superpower Dreamers Pillows

"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Heroes.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The Rivalry Begins

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'He's doing it again.'

Superhero

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

My Hero

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

No Action Comics