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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Heroes.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I've been genetically modified!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The Rivalry Begins

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'He's doing it again.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Superman's laundry

Superhero

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"He loves me, he loves me not..."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

My Hero

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!