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'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

Superhero Dreams

'All right, Mr. Wonderful - let's see how long you can hold it there.'

'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"It's just a tree."

Emergency exit into Space

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Bring me some more power.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Telekinetics on strike...

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Witch dice.

Glass Ceiling

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

The Rivalry Begins

Robot about to eat a battery