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"Sure, you can grow to be president...but for real power consider becoming a lobbyist."

Father to son in office "Son, of course there's more to life than just money -it's power"

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'Bring me some more power.'

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'If, when the time comes, you set up an exploratory committee, and a website brining in millions of dollars, you can grow up to be president.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Teaching Golf.

"It's not enough I want to be king of the beasts as well."

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'You must find it very tiring being a power-crazed megalomaniac?'

"The food's awful, but I get a necessary charge our of this place."

"I want to be a fat cat."

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

Robot about to eat a battery

"Close it! I didn't claw my way up from a cubicle to a corner suite with a view to have my door always open!"

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

Glass Ceiling

'I'd like enough money so that I could afford to give it to politicians and run the country.'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I don't mean to keep popping in on you, sir, but I just naturally gravitate toward power."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Wally's depressed, 'cause he just found out I'm ahead of him in the line of accession to be president of the USA.'

'Remember, Larcom, what counts is not the size of the desk, but the size of the ego behind the desk.'

'The company is growing and so is my desk.'

Stick man dreams of power.

'Delusions of grandeur? I am grand.'

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

'It's a very powerful position. Once you're up and running, we'll all see just how powerful.'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Businessman as God