Strength Seeker T-Shirts

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Blow up muscles.

Image changing.

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

Weight-lifter's autograph

Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!

Pushy Coach.

Macho man body building club.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

'Body-building is great, unfortunately, now I'm stuck in my shell...'

Mr Muscles competition

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

John Henry

Weight-lifting

strong man bends an iron bar

Halterofilism.

Exercise Bars

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Muscles

Patty would soon be implicated in the infamous Cheerleading Steroid Scandal.

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

Weight lifting...where the weights stay up.

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

"Why can't they just have a normal door bell?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Performance Enhancing Drugs