Core Strength Seeker T-Shirts

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Bench Press Accident

Warrior Woman

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Any other strengths?"