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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Pontius Pilates

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"It's true: no more burpees."

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"