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"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"I am using my core strength."

Muscles

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Any other strengths?"

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Pushy Coach.

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

strong man bends an iron bar

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

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