Strength T-Shirts

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

SCHWARZENEGGER HIS BACK

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

'Unreal - six days and he's stronger than ever - the guy's an absolute camel!'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Fitness guru.'

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Checkmate!'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."