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'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Muscles

Tension filled the tent.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Fishing