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'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Muscles

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We're exclusively delts."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Exercise Bars

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'