Strength Tester Gifts

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Tension filled the tent.

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."