Strength Training Gifts

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'You are still pulling a bit too hard, Mr. Dunn!'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Lifting weights at the health club.

Pontius Pilates

'Fitness guru.'

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Weight-lifter's autograph

Weight-lifting

Mr Muscles competition

'I'm no good at push ups.'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

Just one moment dear.

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

Muscles

Tug of War Handshake

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Shorts Dropping.

"Thanks for those exercise suggestions – they really improved my core strength."

Plank

Weightlifter

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

strong man bends an iron bar

"You're a body-builder? - Surely not that one!"