Strength Training Gifts

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'You are still pulling a bit too hard, Mr. Dunn!'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

Weight-lifter's autograph

Weight-lifting

Mr Muscles competition

'Fitness guru.'

Pontius Pilates

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Lifting weights at the health club.

'Donuts make me STRONG!'

Plank

"Thanks for those exercise suggestions – they really improved my core strength."

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Shorts Dropping.

Weightlifter

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

'Very impressive. If we ever need an arm wrestler, we'll be sure to give you a call.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Tug of War Handshake

'I'm no good at push ups.'

Just one moment dear.

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

'He's been like that for an hour. Should we tell coach?'

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

Muscles