Weight Training Gifts

And again

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

Macho man body building club.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Geez, dude. You been working out?"

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

Gym Dog

"Darling, I really think you should be doing more exercise."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Muscles

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."