Weight Lifting Gifts

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Healthy man next to fat man.

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."

'I got stung by a thousand bees.'

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'The people downstairs are complaining again.'

Still waiting for tape 2

Weight-lifter's autograph

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."

"How many reps have you managed in the gym today?"

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Just one moment dear.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Wait Lifter

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'He won't lift a finger at home !'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Executive Gym

Jeff was watching his weight.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

"I have a weight problem, doctor."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.